Again from TVGasm: "NewsGasm: Year 2030 Edition":
First Daughter Suri Cruise checked herself into rehab this morning.
This is just the most recent in a series of publicized stumbles for the first families’ only child. You'll remember in 2023 her brief engagement with Sean Preston Federline was cut short under mysterious circumstances when Sean Preston, while on a Scientology retreat, vanished in the woods in what Xenuian authorities called a tragic bear attack.
She entered the spotlight again in January of 2024 when it was reported she was performing a sex act on Senator Lachey during the Scientological National Convention officially announcing the parties nomination of her father for the Presidential Race.
She was again scrutinized for being present during the mysterious death of Apple Paltrow Martin in 2026, the official cause of which was listed as Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.
Recently she had come under attack by her own family after she announced a scathing tell all book "Cruising Through Life" whose complete title is purported to be “Cruising Through Life: The Average American Story of a Gay Dad, Bought Mom and Test Tube Baby.”
Suri’s current beau, Corey Haim, spoke to the press stating “Please give her the privacy she needs right now to get well in these trying times. She asked I apologize on her behalf to her friends and fans and wants you all to know she is very Suri…hahaha…see what I did there? I’m so funny! America please don’t forget me!”
It comes as little surprise that there has been no comment from the first lady as no one has heard her speak since 2005.
More as this story continues to break.
And the accompanying photo? Fucking priceless! (follow the above link to view)
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Who says Scientology is bad?
L. Ron Hubbard, Jr., that's who! According to a Penthouse article circa 1983. Here is a lil snippet:
"For more than twenty years L. Ron Hubbard, Jr., has been a man on the run. He has changed residences, occupations, and even his name in 1972 to Ron DeWolf to escape what he alleges to be the retribution and wrath of his father and his father's organization-- the Church of Scientology. His father, L. Ron Hubbard. Sr., founder and leader of Scientology, has been a figure of controversy and mystery, as has been his organization, for more than a generation. Its detractors have called it the "granddaddy" and the worst of all the religious cults that have sprung up over the last generation. Its advocates-- and there are thousands--swear that the church is the avenue for human perfection and happiness. Millions of words have been written for and against Scientology. Just what is the truth?
L. Ron Hubbard, Sr., and the very few who have worked at the highest echelons of the organization have never spoken publicly about the workings and finances of the Church of Scientology. Firsthand allegations about coercion, black-mail, and just how billions of dollars the organization is said to possess have been accrued and spent is lacking: that is, until very recently. In an extraordinary petition brought November 10, 1982, in Superior Court in Riverside, Calif., by L. Ron Hubbard, Jr., to prove that his father is dead and that his heirs should receive the tens of millions of dollars being dissipated from his estate, some of the mystery about Scientology has begun to unravel. Some of the details are shocking."
Follow the link for the entire piece. It is a very interesting read!
L. Ron Hubbard, Jr.
"For more than twenty years L. Ron Hubbard, Jr., has been a man on the run. He has changed residences, occupations, and even his name in 1972 to Ron DeWolf to escape what he alleges to be the retribution and wrath of his father and his father's organization-- the Church of Scientology. His father, L. Ron Hubbard. Sr., founder and leader of Scientology, has been a figure of controversy and mystery, as has been his organization, for more than a generation. Its detractors have called it the "granddaddy" and the worst of all the religious cults that have sprung up over the last generation. Its advocates-- and there are thousands--swear that the church is the avenue for human perfection and happiness. Millions of words have been written for and against Scientology. Just what is the truth?
L. Ron Hubbard, Sr., and the very few who have worked at the highest echelons of the organization have never spoken publicly about the workings and finances of the Church of Scientology. Firsthand allegations about coercion, black-mail, and just how billions of dollars the organization is said to possess have been accrued and spent is lacking: that is, until very recently. In an extraordinary petition brought November 10, 1982, in Superior Court in Riverside, Calif., by L. Ron Hubbard, Jr., to prove that his father is dead and that his heirs should receive the tens of millions of dollars being dissipated from his estate, some of the mystery about Scientology has begun to unravel. Some of the details are shocking."
Follow the link for the entire piece. It is a very interesting read!
L. Ron Hubbard, Jr.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Just a lil note. . .
To those who write the Closed Captions for TV shows: NASA {National Aeronautics and Space Administration} is not (I repeat, not) a word. It is an anacronym. Therefore you either have to type 'NASA' or 'nasa' - kinda like laser or radar - but never 'Nasa.'
anacronym
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an acronym that few remember what the letters stand for, such as SCUBA (Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus)
Example: URL is becoming an anacronym as no one can remember what the letters stand for.
Etymology: from `anachronistic' and `acronym'
anacronym
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an acronym that few remember what the letters stand for, such as SCUBA (Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus)
Example: URL is becoming an anacronym as no one can remember what the letters stand for.
Etymology: from `anachronistic' and `acronym'
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
How strange. . .
Yesterdays (April 10, 2006) horoscope:
Capricorn: Your mind today favors subjects such as philosophy, religion, or politics.
When I read that late last night I choked on my Dew because I had already posted Gospel of Judas (religion) and 9 Rules to Govern Your True Self (philosophy)! heheheh
Capricorn: Your mind today favors subjects such as philosophy, religion, or politics.
When I read that late last night I choked on my Dew because I had already posted Gospel of Judas (religion) and 9 Rules to Govern Your True Self (philosophy)! heheheh
Monday, April 10, 2006
Awesome. . .I totally love this!
9 Rules to Govern Your True Self
INTENTION--the active desire and commitment to be happy, and the fully concious decision to choose happiness over unhappiness
ACCOUNTABILITY--the choice to create the life you want to live; to assume full personal responsibility for your actions, thoughts, and feelings; and the emphatic refusal to blame others for your unhappiness
IDENTIFICATION--the ongoing process of looking deeply within yourself to assess what makes you uniquely happy, apart from what you are told by others should make you happy
CENTRALITY--the non-negotiable insistance on making that which creates happiness central in your life
RECASTING--the choice to convert problems into opportunities and challenges, and to transform traumas into something meaningful, important, and a source of emotional energy
OPTIONS--the decision to approach life by creating multiple scenarios, to be open to new possibilities, and to adopt a flexible apporach to lifes journey
APPRECIATION--the choice to appreciate deeply your life and the people in it; and to stay in the present by turning each experience into something precious
GIVING--the choice to share yourself with friends and community, and to give to the world at large without the expectations of a 'return'
TRUTHFULLNESS--the choice to be honest with yourself and others in an accountable manner; by not allowing societal, corporate, or familial demands violate your inner contract
INTENTION--the active desire and commitment to be happy, and the fully concious decision to choose happiness over unhappiness
ACCOUNTABILITY--the choice to create the life you want to live; to assume full personal responsibility for your actions, thoughts, and feelings; and the emphatic refusal to blame others for your unhappiness
IDENTIFICATION--the ongoing process of looking deeply within yourself to assess what makes you uniquely happy, apart from what you are told by others should make you happy
CENTRALITY--the non-negotiable insistance on making that which creates happiness central in your life
RECASTING--the choice to convert problems into opportunities and challenges, and to transform traumas into something meaningful, important, and a source of emotional energy
OPTIONS--the decision to approach life by creating multiple scenarios, to be open to new possibilities, and to adopt a flexible apporach to lifes journey
APPRECIATION--the choice to appreciate deeply your life and the people in it; and to stay in the present by turning each experience into something precious
GIVING--the choice to share yourself with friends and community, and to give to the world at large without the expectations of a 'return'
TRUTHFULLNESS--the choice to be honest with yourself and others in an accountable manner; by not allowing societal, corporate, or familial demands violate your inner contract
Gospel of Judas
Can you imagine how this could impact Christianity as we know it? I (being raised in Church, then breaking from it and becoming Agnostic) have always believed that Judas never really betrayed Jesus; that he was doing what was expected of him even though it meant that he became the most hated man in Christianity (next to Satan, of course.)
It has long been known that Jesus and His Disciples were welcomed most graciously into Jerusalem 5 days prior to the crucifixion. The people of the City greeted Him with reverence by laying down a carpet of Palms (hence Palm Sunday) for Him to tread upon.
Being welcomed with open arms and hearts, there had to be a catalyst to make the residents of Jerusalem turn on Him. I believe that He knew this was His time to be sacrificed; I believe that He knew He had to provide a reason to be crucified. Judas alone also knew this. He knew that he would have to sacrifice himself to help Jesus fulfill His destiny.
It is a good read, and helps in the understanding of why he [Judas] 'betrayed' his Lord. Here is a link to the translated text, if you care to read:
Gospel of Judas
It has long been known that Jesus and His Disciples were welcomed most graciously into Jerusalem 5 days prior to the crucifixion. The people of the City greeted Him with reverence by laying down a carpet of Palms (hence Palm Sunday) for Him to tread upon.
Being welcomed with open arms and hearts, there had to be a catalyst to make the residents of Jerusalem turn on Him. I believe that He knew this was His time to be sacrificed; I believe that He knew He had to provide a reason to be crucified. Judas alone also knew this. He knew that he would have to sacrifice himself to help Jesus fulfill His destiny.
It is a good read, and helps in the understanding of why he [Judas] 'betrayed' his Lord. Here is a link to the translated text, if you care to read:
Gospel of Judas
Friday, April 07, 2006
Ummm. . .Really?
The other day I was watching a special on diseases. They were talking about the Avian Flu and what would happen if it became a worldwide epidemic (would it be just like the Spanish {?} Flu of 1918?) During the special they also discussed how new strains of drug-resistant cholera and dysentery are being found; how we have yet to find a cure for Ebola and HIV/AIDS.
Two days later I watched a show that discussed former V.P. Al Gore's documentary on global warming and how us humans are literally killing the planet. One example is of Mount Kilimanjaro (bordering Tanzania and Kenya) - Kilimanjaro had lost 75% of its glacier ice cap since 1912{?}. That completely shocked me; and got me to thinking (here comes the smoke!)
Yes, we are the reason the Earth is dying. However I do not believe it is because we are using fossil-based fuels, cutting down forests, or using hairspray. We are killing the Earth because there is simply too fucking many of us! That is why they cannot find a 'cure' for Ebola, AIDS, or the new Cholera.
It is a little theory that Darwin described as 'Natural Selection'; it is also the reason why we shouldn't try to keep babies born at 22 weeks, or someone who is 95 and ready to kick the bucket, alive. By doing this we are putting a major strain on our planet, as it was never intended to house 6 1/2 BILLION people!
Just my opinion - and yes, it counts for everything! ;)
Two days later I watched a show that discussed former V.P. Al Gore's documentary on global warming and how us humans are literally killing the planet. One example is of Mount Kilimanjaro (bordering Tanzania and Kenya) - Kilimanjaro had lost 75% of its glacier ice cap since 1912{?}. That completely shocked me; and got me to thinking (here comes the smoke!)
Yes, we are the reason the Earth is dying. However I do not believe it is because we are using fossil-based fuels, cutting down forests, or using hairspray. We are killing the Earth because there is simply too fucking many of us! That is why they cannot find a 'cure' for Ebola, AIDS, or the new Cholera.
It is a little theory that Darwin described as 'Natural Selection'; it is also the reason why we shouldn't try to keep babies born at 22 weeks, or someone who is 95 and ready to kick the bucket, alive. By doing this we are putting a major strain on our planet, as it was never intended to house 6 1/2 BILLION people!
Just my opinion - and yes, it counts for everything! ;)
Friday, March 24, 2006
Life sucks. . .
What is new? Nothing of interest has happened lately, that is why there have been no posts. Hopefully with summer coming it will pick up! Later, Taters!
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
What a weekend!
You know it was good when I am just getting around to posting about! Grapie and I had a BLAST! We went to see Underworld: Evolution, got our nails done, was visited by Uncle Zaney and Aunt Mary Jane, played bullshit, and had an all around good-fucking-time!
We will definitely have to do this again soon. . .Cause she is definitely the coolest fucking person I know!
We will definitely have to do this again soon. . .Cause she is definitely the coolest fucking person I know!
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Happy Groundhog's Day!
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, but it was hard to find a complainer in the crowd at Gobbler's Knob, where the morning temperature was well above freezing and the Groundhog Day high was expected to hit 48 degrees.
Each February 2, thousands of people descend on Punxsutawney, a town of about 6,100 people located about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, for a little midwinter revelry, celebrating what had essentially been a German superstition.
The Germans believed that if a hibernating animal casts a shadow February 2 -- the Christian holiday of Candlemas -- winter will last. . . . . . . .awwww, FUCK! I totally forgot that I'm not Bill Murray! Oh, well. . .Happy Groundhog's Day anyway! (hee!)
Each February 2, thousands of people descend on Punxsutawney, a town of about 6,100 people located about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, for a little midwinter revelry, celebrating what had essentially been a German superstition.
The Germans believed that if a hibernating animal casts a shadow February 2 -- the Christian holiday of Candlemas -- winter will last. . . . . . . .awwww, FUCK! I totally forgot that I'm not Bill Murray! Oh, well. . .Happy Groundhog's Day anyway! (hee!)
Happy Groundhog's Day!
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, but it was hard to find a complainer in the crowd at Gobbler's Knob, where the morning temperature was well above freezing and the Groundhog Day high was expected to hit 48 degrees.
Each February 2, thousands of people descend on Punxsutawney, a town of about 6,100 people located about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, for a little midwinter revelry, celebrating what had essentially been a German superstition.
The Germans believed that if a hibernating animal casts a shadow February 2 -- the Christian holiday of Candlemas -- winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow is seen, legend says spring will come early.
According to the Groundhog Club, Phil has now seen his shadow 96 times, hasn't seen it 14 times and there are no records for nine years.
The last time Phil failed to see his shadow was in 1999.
The really hilarious thing about 'winter lasting another 6 weeks? Technically Spring is 6 weeks from now anyhoo!
Each February 2, thousands of people descend on Punxsutawney, a town of about 6,100 people located about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, for a little midwinter revelry, celebrating what had essentially been a German superstition.
The Germans believed that if a hibernating animal casts a shadow February 2 -- the Christian holiday of Candlemas -- winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow is seen, legend says spring will come early.
According to the Groundhog Club, Phil has now seen his shadow 96 times, hasn't seen it 14 times and there are no records for nine years.
The last time Phil failed to see his shadow was in 1999.
The really hilarious thing about 'winter lasting another 6 weeks? Technically Spring is 6 weeks from now anyhoo!
Happy Groundhog's Day!
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, but it was hard to find a complainer in the crowd at Gobbler's Knob, where the morning temperature was well above freezing and the Groundhog Day high was expected to hit 48 degrees.
Each February 2, thousands of people descend on Punxsutawney, a town of about 6,100 people located about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, for a little midwinter revelry, celebrating what had essentially been a German superstition.
The Germans believed that if a hibernating animal casts a shadow February 2 -- the Christian holiday of Candlemas -- winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow is seen, legend says spring will come early.
According to the Groundhog Club, Phil has now seen his shadow 96 times, hasn't seen it 14 times and there are no records for nine years.
The last time Phil failed to see his shadow was in 1999.
The really hilarious thing about 'winter lasting another 6 weeks? Technically Spring is 6 weeks from now anyhoo!
Each February 2, thousands of people descend on Punxsutawney, a town of about 6,100 people located about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, for a little midwinter revelry, celebrating what had essentially been a German superstition.
The Germans believed that if a hibernating animal casts a shadow February 2 -- the Christian holiday of Candlemas -- winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow is seen, legend says spring will come early.
According to the Groundhog Club, Phil has now seen his shadow 96 times, hasn't seen it 14 times and there are no records for nine years.
The last time Phil failed to see his shadow was in 1999.
The really hilarious thing about 'winter lasting another 6 weeks? Technically Spring is 6 weeks from now anyhoo!
Monday, January 30, 2006
The Strep-Monster Rides Again!
I haven't had it since I was 15 or 16 and completely forgot how fucking horrible it is! I couldn't swallow (insert your own fellatio joke here), eat, or drink. I had a raging fever and waited 5 days to go to the Dr.
When I finally decided that homeopathic care would not cure me and that I had to go, I walked into the ER and said, 'I have strep-throat and need antibiotics.' For this I recieved a sour look and a $400 bill. So much for affordable health-care! LOL
When I finally decided that homeopathic care would not cure me and that I had to go, I walked into the ER and said, 'I have strep-throat and need antibiotics.' For this I recieved a sour look and a $400 bill. So much for affordable health-care! LOL
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Hee!
I am a woman!
We don't say what we want;
But we reserve the right to be pissed if we don't get it!
That's what makes us so fascinating. . .
And not a little bit scary!
Lydia, Sliding Doors
We don't say what we want;
But we reserve the right to be pissed if we don't get it!
That's what makes us so fascinating. . .
And not a little bit scary!
Lydia, Sliding Doors
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Some lyrics. . .
Watched Cruel Intentions tonight and remembered what a beautilful song this is. It is by Counting Crows. I am not sure why, but it speaks to me. Enjoy!
Colorblind
I am colorblind
Coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am taffy stuck and tongue tied
Stutter shook and uptight
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am fine
I am covered in skin
No one gets to come in
Pull me out from inside
I am folded and unfolded and unfolding
I am colorblind
Coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am fine
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